We Noticed You Staring & Thought We’d Introduce Ourselves
We are Stickios. And our purpose is to fill those empty spaces in your life and make them whole. No... not like that. That’s called therapy. We’re talking about stickers. Stickers for those blank spaces on a car bumper, a laptop, a guitar, your roommate’s face because he passed out drunk on the couch again. The options are limitless.
And since we brought it up, we aren’t talking about those “Save the Whales” or “Proud Parent of....” stickers. The whales are fine. And I’ve met their kid. He’s a monster. No, our stickers are made for real people by real people with real pride and purpose right here in the good ol’ U.S. of A. That’s right.
Our stickers are made of the stronger stuff. They’re built to last. Always original. They lay down smoothly. They turn something boring into something extraordinary. You know, like your cousin’s mullet.
Welcome to the family. You should stick around a while. Oh, yes. We went there.